Gun Goodies


Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors.

If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:

A: Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians.

B: It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.

H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.

If you're in a gun fight:

1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading.

2. If you're not loading, you should be movin,

3. If you're not movin', you're dead.

J: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L: You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.

M: Forget the save the planet nonsense, it doesn't need saving, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.



(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services


Now think about this:


(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million..)

(B) The number of accidental gun death per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat!

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, we withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!


The world's largest army...

America's hunters!

We had never thought about this...

A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a handful of States and arrived at a striking conclusion:


There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state of Wisconsin. Allow me to restate that number.

Over the last several months, Wisconsin's hunters became the eighth largest army in the world:

More men under arms than in Iran; More than in France and Germany combined.

These Men deployed to the woods of a single American state to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed.

This number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of Pennsylvania, and Michigan's 700,000 hunters, all of whom have now returned home.

The hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world.

Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia and it literally establishes the fact that the hunters of those four States alone would comprise the largest army in the world.

The Point?

America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower.

Hunting -- it's not just a way to fill the freezer.

It's a matter of National Security.


That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed.

Food for thought next time we consider gun control...


Firearms Refresher Course

 1. "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson

 2. "Those who trade liberty for security have neither." ~ John Adams

 3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

 4. An armed man is a citizen. A unarmed man is a subject.

 5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

 6. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

 7. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

 8. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

 9. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

11. 64,999,987 firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All rights reserved.

13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

14. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you NOT understand?

15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.

16. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

17. The American Revolution never would have happened with gun control.

"I love this country, it's the government I'm afraid of."